Once upon a time, a gaggle of clowns were set free through Kiddieland wielding chainsaws. They had no boundaries, no fences, no rules. Many of us worried about the body count this would wrack up, or the therapy sessions that would no doubt follow this insanity. But alas….FANS….WENT….WILD!!!!! Sure, there was terror. Yes there was blood-curdling screams. Of course there were victims. I mean, did you read the part about CLOWNS with CHAINSAWS?

It has been far too long, and this reign of horror has become stories whispered around campfires to scare the new generation. So it is time. They have been waiting in the shadows, patiently. And Kiddieland may be a shell of what it once was, but that will only set the stage for the depraved nightmare that is about to be unleashed once the saws start to rev and your feet hit the asphalt. We don’t recommend running; it will only fuel their prey drive. If you have a severe fear of clowns, you may want to sit this one out.